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**CyborgShaman** · January 9th, 2002, 08:53 AM

This is for demon Chloe coz she lurvs Kermit:
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a loan to take a holiday."
Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Pattie explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Pattie explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000 and he wants
to use this as collateral.......!"
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
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(its a real masterpiece )
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The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knick-knack, Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." Lalalalililalalala! tongue

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**demon chloe** · January 9th, 2002, 01:28 PM

HAHAHA!!

its a knickknack..patti whack..give the frog a loan......HAAA!!!!!!!!!!! sweat

SHAMAN!!!..*hugs you tight! you made me smile...tough stuff lately

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**Më£ïñÐa** · January 9th, 2002, 01:37 PM

........

.....pop!

**Blazey** · January 9th, 2002, 02:29 PM

ahhh..there's my freckle.. biggrin

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**Më£ïñÐa** · January 9th, 2002, 03:47 PM

Cy!dude! ya dint answer Blazes Qs???

*just courious myself......*shrugs

**CyborgShaman** · January 9th, 2002, 05:35 PM

*hugglez to PSS* smile

Blazey & Mel, sorry, where ARE my gentlemenly manners? Tsk! It is horsebackriding and I have a Muscovy Araby geldling of three years, which is silver (dapple grey) called Cyborg smile

I ride him regularly just wherever the gallop leads us to and for pleasure. My oldest brother owns a few race horses and sees to Cyborg's stabling/exercises/feeding. What type of riding do you do Blazey? I bet you look splendid in your johdpurs, Jockey-girl! woohoo! tongue

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~*~PSS~*~ · January 10th, 2002, 04:31 AM

*LOL* that was a cute one...*hugs everyone cuz I need hugs*......yeeeeehawww*Winkz*

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**~Dragon~** · January 10th, 2002, 01:30 PM

*sits watchin the lil guy dancin cross tha bottom of tha screen......*giggles

*remembers where i am*... opps hehe *cracks knuckles an smooooooooooooches chLOe! biggrin

**Blazey** · January 10th, 2002, 02:29 PM

*smooches mel*..CY..never heard of that type of Arabian..I raise Arabs myself.. smile

..mostly of polish or egyptian ancestery..cuz of the perfect heads they seem to have..and i ride western..*L..so its jeans and boots..no jodpurs!..and my fav baby is a bay gelding called Beau!..is muscovy the color or the location name of that particular type?..post us a pic!!!!..i wanna see this type of arab..pulezzzzzee!!!!!*begs prettily*..sneaks back in..muscovy is possibly russian??..i know the word maybe is..but i still cant find any info on that type..grrrrrr..*L

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[This message has been edited by Blazey (edited January 10, 2002).]